Home is where the doggy door is...

....a friend sent me this email today...

I can just hear the conversation between the dog & the deer
Dog: Hey little one what ya doin' all by yourself?
Deer: Well my mom was hit and killed by one of those big square things that roll really fast down the black strip.
Dog: So what ya gonna do?
Deer: I dunno, but I sure am hungry & scared!
Dog: Hey why don't ya just come home with me, my mom will feed ya!!!
Deer: Ok, so what's it like at your place?.......

A fawn followed this beagle home -- right through the doggie door --
In the Bittinger, MD area. The owner came home to find the visitor
had made himself right at home. This Hit the 6 o'clock news big time.

Calender Companion Quotes For Women

Housework-
"Maybe if you work hard enough, darling, you will never have to do housework."
"Yes, Mother."

---Do you know any woman, regardless of the help she has, that doesn't do some housework? -Don't fight it.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT WE DO FOR "BEAUTY"
To be beautiful, the sixteenth-century woman wore a farthingale-a stiff petticoat or a hoop skirt under her dress. Whalebone, wire, or cane was used to maintain its shape. Supposedly it made the torso look "enticingly tiny." Queen Anne is reported to have worn one that was four feet wide.
---Not very good for sitting or going though doors--and forget running!!